So this is something I was babbling at vassalady about over on tumblr that looks like it may just be written as an actual story. (It has a gdoc and everything!)

I have discovered more things I want! Lady!Gimli and Eowyn being fuck buddies at Edoras/after the battle of Helm's Deep. :DDDD Neither of them really *emotionally* invested in the sex, just the release and camaraderie of being women on the battlefield finding comfort in each other because the comfort they want most isn't there. So frantic, bittersweet sex in closets and in hidden corners when they can steal away at the same time. Usually they won't even get undressed, just make sure they've got enough access for hands. They kiss to keep their moans muffled and not draw attention to themselves should anyone pass by Though they both cherish the times when they're able to take an hour or more away from the rest, to take their time and get into things. Gimli shows Eowyn that her tongue is good for more than just kissing and for the next few days Eowyn feels as though she's riding on a cloud. They re-unite once more, briefly when they meet again in Minas Tirith before they go their separate ways, Gimli having worked things out with her (ridiculous, situation-blind) Elf and Eowyn having found Faramir. They both remember those times together fondly though, remain in contact through the years until the end of their days. Bemoaning the ridiculous nature of Men and Elves of the male persuasion.